Thank you for visiting me, I just love people! I find you all so interesting, your fins are a little funny looking, but I guess they serve there purpose for getting you around and such, although I’m still not sure how you manage to swim around with the silly things. Let me tell you a little about myself.

I am a red tailed catfish from South America, I’m 6 months old and I am just over 17.5 inches long. I’m still very small for my species, but hey, I’m still just a kid so give me time. By the time I’m grown I’ll be about 4 feet long, I can’t wait.

I just love my pet too. He always plays with me and he’s so cool, he always brings me fresh gold fish, they’re my favorite. The bright gold ones taste the best! Every once in a while he’ll bring me some ghost shrimp and boy are they yummy! Eating them makes my fins go really bright red and to show him how much I like it I give him a little splash! You should hear how excited he gets when I do that!! He really likes it when I splash him hard enough to get it all the way to the bright square thing he sits in front of all the time. I can tell by how loud he gets!

I have a friend in my little corner of paradise as well. A clown knife fish named Mac. He swears he’s got a song named after him, but I’m still suspicious about that claim. He’s a nice companion, but just between you and me, he gets on my nerves sometimes. More than once I’ve thought about seeing how good he tastes. He hasn’t driven me crazy enough to try him just yet though.

Well, I’ve got to go for now, I’ve got to go play with my pet. I hope you come back and visit me soon. Take care, and as my motto goes, The top might tickle, but the bottoms better.

See Ya,

Buster.